Tuesday, November 29, 2022

December 5: Results

Weather: Awful, sunny and pleasant

Malturrim

Garrek Bloodtide delivers 3,100gp and 20HD goblins to the Tower, earning 32 points and the lead for the title WarLord.  The Dread Lord is well pleased.

Random Encounters

Sivor Khalid, returning home, encounters...Jailbreak!  His slaves, of which he has none, escape - no effect.

Kaleb Ghines encounters a breakdown - the Chief comes down with a bad case of orcid-19 and the raiding party must remain in this hex on December 6th awaiting his health to return.

Carnatium Raids

None

Kor Torrigan Raids

Lorem Ipsum hits the dwarven fortress hard.  He only loses 20HD worth of orcs and 20HD worth of goblins, but what a haul!  His wagons creak under the strain of 4,100gp.

Goblintown Raids

Porcus Orcus, furious at the goblins' refusal to come to heel, throws his forces at the town, and leaves with a total haul of 180 goblin slaves, but he loses 20HD worth of orcs and 20HD worth of goblin slaves.

Nirumbee Encounters

None

Map Moves

The exclamation points mark Random Encounters

Kul withdraws from the fight for a day to recover and make his goblins ready for another assault on Oghma.

Leaderboard

Garrek Bloodtide: 32 points

Grimdark Morbad: 30 points

Khaleb Ghines: 24 points


Monday, November 28, 2022

December 4: Results

Weather: Awful, sunny and pleasant

Malturrim

Chief Hines delivers 2200gp and 40HD worth of goblins to the Tower, scoring 24 points.  The Dread Lord is well pleased.

Random Encounters

None

Carnatium Raids

None

Kor Torrigan Raids

Rockbrain hits the Mountain with a small force and comes away with 700gp at the cost of 40HD worth of his orcs.

Goblintown Raids

None

Nirumbee Encounters

None

Map Moves



Oghma, with the inside line, races through the gates of his home village just minutes ahead of the pursuing forces of Kul of the Dripping Blade.  Kul's forces, their blood up, throw themselves at the walls of Chief Oghma.  With no time to prepare their goblins for warfare, it devolves into an orc-on-orc fight.  The defender, even with the benefit of his walls, does not have enough orcs to shift out of the 1:1 column.

Rolling on the CRT table, the result is a 1 - a disaster for Kull!  He loses 60HD worth of orcs, but manages to escape with a paltry 230gp from Ogham's larder for his trouble.  He also causes significant casualties to Oghma's forces to the tune of 90HD worth of defenders.  Luckily for Oghma, none of his subchiefs, ogres, or shaman fall in the battle.  Kul retreats to plan a second attack.

Leaderboard

Grimdark Morbad: 30 points

Khaleb Ghines: 24 points

December 3: The Goblin Coup

Porcus Orcus, once a great friend and ally of the goblins, has chosen to sacrifice them upon the altar of his own glory.  Desirous of the title Warlord of Malturrim, he hatches a plan to snatch up all the forces of GoblinTown in one fell swoop.  Knowing that the ramshackle collection of hovels has been decimated by raids in the previous days, he sends his sub-chief into town to recruit a few goblins to his forces and reassures the Goblin Mayor of his friendship.  Using the recruitment as cover, Porcus and one of his sub-chiefs, enter GoblinTown by means unknown.  He waits for the forces of Kris Karnhell, with whom he had crossed paths the day before, to conduct his own raid on the goblins, and in the confusion reveals his master plan:  assassinate the Goblin Mayor and take control of all GoblinTown for himself!

To resolve this out-of-the-box plot by Porcus Orcus, we turn our attention to that illustrious tome, the AD&D Dungeon Masters Guide.  Porcus is classed as a 5HD creature.  The Mayor is classed as a 3HD creature.  The conditions are not ideal as the Mayor is on guard and surrounded by his bodyguard.  These protective measures are mitigated somewhat by the presence of an ally who stands by ready to assist.  All told, this represents a 65% chance of success.  The roll comes up 38 - and the Mayor gasps as a blade erupts from his chest and then falls to the ground, slain instantly.

Porcus stands triumphant over the body of the slain mayor and demands the surrender of the town to him, by right of conquest.  The bodyguards hesitate...

To determine how the remaining goblins respond to this treachery, we turn our attention to the reaction tables on page 63.  The goblins are susceptible to Big Man intimidation tactics, but Porcus now stands alone in their midst.  Making a straight roll on the table results in a 68 - "uncertain but prone to positive".

The bodyguards waver.  The handful of bodyguards who witnessed the killing of the Mayor level their blades at Porcus, but wait for a command none are willing to give.  The largest of them barks out a challenging question, seeking to buy time to think.  He doesn't get it as Porcus' lieutenant now strikes at the recalcitrant bodyguard.

Once again, we turn to the assassination table where a 3HD creature attacks a 3HD creature, but striking from invisibility grants Porcus' lieutenant a bonus which bumps him up to 4HD. That results in a one column shift and a 60% chance of success.  The dice come up 82 and he fails!

The chief bodyguard hears something behind him, twists about, and runs the approaching orcish subchief through.  The goblin bodyguard deftly turns back to Porcus Orcus and grins.  

How do the goblins react to this new treachery?  Once again, we roll on the reaction table and determine a result of 54: "neutral".

The bodyguard, his blade still slick with orcish

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blood, thanks Porcus for his service.  A subtle shift in the power dynamics has occurred here, but the new Mayor of GoblinTown is magnanimous.  He thanks Porcus for ridding him of his rival to power, then offers Porcus a ten-minute head-start before the Goblins begin their pursuit.

Porcus spits, and snaps out a curse, but he is no fool.  He rushes out into the fire and the clangor of Kris Karnhell's ongoing raid and gets lost in the confusion.  He narrowly avoids Karnhell himself, choosing to avoid capture by a potential rival for the title of WarLord, in the streets of GoblinTown and clambers over a wall to find safety back in his camp.

Note that these are the publicly known details at this point - for precise information you'll have to ask Porcus Orcus.

December 3: Results

Weather: Wretchedly sunny and pleasant

Malturrim

No activity

Random Encounters

None

Carnatium Raids

None

Kor Torrigan Raids

None

Goblintown Raids

Porcus Orcus takes advantage of his Goblin Friend ability to recruit 60HD worth of goblin allies.  These are immediately available to him as warriors.

Kris Karnhell waits until Porcus Orcus completes his business, then launches an early-night raid into GoblinTown which procures him 120HD worth of goblin slaves and 200gp of loot at a cost of 20HD worth of orc warriors.

During the sturm and drang of the Karnhell raid, Porcus traitorously turns on his Goblin Friends!  Stay tuned for the results of this attempted coup of GoblinTown.

Nirumbee Encounters

None

Map Moves


The forces of Oghma and Kul both ride out from GoblinTown to the northeast, putting them into hex (9,5) on the same day.  Both avoid conflict, which results in no combat today, but both also race for the walls of Oghma's fortress - can Oghma get to safety and secure the defensive bonus of his walls?  Or will Kul catch him outside and fight on even terms?  Find out tomorrow!

Leaderboard

Grimdark Morbad: 30 points

December 2: Results

Weather: Wretchedly sunny and pleasant

Malturrim

Grimdark Morbad cashes out 3000gp.  The Dread Lord is well pleased.

Random Encounters

None

Carnatium Raids

Klon Grushnag avoids all human patrols initially.  He secures 1,400gp of loot and 160HD of human slaves, but loses 20HD worth of orcs and all of his goblin slaves to pursuing human troops.  It would have worse, but with the Raider skill, he re-rolled a pair of 6's, which save the lives of 20 orcs.

Kor Torrigan Raids

Sivor Khalid takes a small force into the halls of the dwarven king and escapes with 600gp, but suffers 20HD worth orc casualties.

Goblintown Raids

Oghma hits GoblinTown hard and escapes with 170HD worth of goblins and 50gp loot. He loses 30HD of orcs in the process.

Kul of the Dripping Blades hits GoblinTown from the opposite direction and secures 220HD worth of slaves and 350 gp.  He loses only 10HD of orc warriors, but his shaman falls to a lucky shot from a nameless goblin.

Nirumbee Encounters

None

Map Moves


The forces of Porcus Orcus and Kris Karnhell pass each other within hex (10,6) and no combat occurs.

Leaderboard

Grimdark Morbad: 30 points


December 1: Results

Weather:  Miserably pleasant and sunny

Random Encounters:  None

Map Moves




Thursday, November 17, 2022

A Few FAQs


Can I get a new Home Hex? 

Sure, if you can wrest it from another player.  You have to reduce the total number of defenders to less than 20HD first.  Then you have to get your Warlord and his retinue to that village.  'Ome is where da Boss 'angs 'is axe, after all.

When you spawn new orcs, they will spawn in the last hex visited by your Warlord.  In other words, you cannot have two home hexes, and thus divide your spawned reinforcements.  And if you want them to spawn in the new home hex, you have to get your Warlord there first.

Can I leave my home hex undefended?

No.  You must have at least one leader and 20HD worth of defenders in your home hex.  Per the Rules, any less than 20HD worth of defenders means a total loss.  The surviving leader must be either a Warlord or a subchief.  If you are down to just one such leader, you can appoint your shaman as a leader, but this is the only instance in which shamans can become leaders.

Can I camp inside the Malturrim hex to take advantage of the Peace of the Dread Lord?

Yes. You can even linger on the Dread Lord's doorstep while waiting for a second caravan to arrive, thus spawning all your reinforcements on the same day.  Not sure why you would want to, but you could.  Bear in mind, the Dread Lord wants to see some initiative out there.  If you order your forces to hang out for too long, he may send out a herald and a few of his personal guards to help motivate your force to show a little team spirit and get back on the field of play.

Decembork Final Results

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