Wednesday, December 21, 2022

December 26th: Results

Weather: Kings are on the move, seeking the King of Kings, and an uneasy Dread Lord shudders

A large wagon train flying the banners of Porcus Orcus sits just a few miles from the tower.  It should have arrived today, but it just sits there...waiting for something.  The Dread Lord scowls in unfulfilled expectation.

Random Encounters

30HD of human crusaders move into Lorem Ipsum's abandoned village.

Khaleb Ghinez discovers something strange out in the grasslands.

Carnatium Raids

None

Kor Torrigan Raids

None

Goblintown Raids

None

Nirumbee Encounters

None

Map Moves


The heavily laden treasure wagons of Grimdark, Rockbrain, and Klon race for the magic portal and the safety of Malturrim.  It will be a near-run thing, but with their head start, they should reach the portal with time to spare.  The allied force from the north must see this, and still they race south for the portal.  It makes little sense to the three orc chiefs until they remember what power Holleyfelled possesses.

That small force on the far side of the magic portal sits and waits patiently until the time is right, and then their shaman opens his bag of north winds.  All the freezing hate of the far, cold north pours forth, and along with it great and powerful blasts of snow and ice.  The entire hex is consumed in a furious storm of arctic proportions, and the treasure wagons grind to a painstaking halt, less than a mile from the magic portal.

[GM Note:  The way we have used weather effects to date, they prevent the movement of treasure wagons, and not raiding forces unencumbered by loot.  Hence, the attackers can close in on, and attack the treasure wagons.] 

Which paves the way for a force of six orc warbands totalling 2,310HD worth of troops to hit the defenders.  With just the three defenders totalling just 850HD, that's a 2:1 advantage, but wait!  What's this?  The remnants of Lorem Ipsum's band - one subchief and 150HD worth of troops who have been riding with Garek Bloodtide for days - turns on his ally and throw in with Grimdark's alliance!  That makes the totals 2,200HD vs. 960HD.  It's still a 2:1 advantage for the attackers, but depending on the outcome, that little bit of extra oomph could make a big difference.  With Garek Bloodtide, and experience BattleMaster, on the field the odds tilt to 3:1 in favor of the attackers.

It all comes down to one die roll on the combat CRT.

Which, in retrospect wasn't designed for this.  The combat CRT is an all or nothing proposition to deal with random encounters and patrols of humans and elves.  It wasn't designed to determine the fate of entire armies.  To keep the game from blowing up to early, these fights should have been determined using the Siege CRT or some equivalent.  But the rules are what the rules are, and we're too deep into the soup to tinker now.

One single die roll.

Six!

The enemy - meaning the guys with the treasure - is eliminated!  And worse - half their boys (400HD) see the writing on the wall and save their green hides by agreeing to fight for the victors.  
  • Klon is killed in the action, killed atop a massive pile of his enemies, as is his subchief and shaman present at the battle.  His last subchief still commands a large home defense force, but cannot leave that hex without forfeiting the ability to gain reinforcements.
  • Rockbrain and Grimdark remain in the game, but they have taken a terrible blow.
The victors divide the spoils in equal measure to the forces that they brought to the fight.

Leaderboard

Klon Grushnag: 79 points

Grimdark Morbad: 61 points

Khaleb Ghines: 61 points

Porcus Orcus: 54 points

Kul of the Dripping Blades: 54 points

Hollyfelled: 54 points

Lorem Ipsum: 38 points

Garrek Bloodtide: 32 points

Kris Karnhell: 34 points

Sivor Khalid: 30 points


Tuesday, December 20, 2022

December 25th: Strange Tidings

A strange white star blazes in the night sky.  It drives away the oppressive crimson stain of the Curse of Lamalla. Inside Malturrim the Dread Lord shivers and seals himself behind his strongest wards.  It is a day of fear and forlorn sorrow for all the forces of chaos.  In their tents and homes and on the march, even the bravest orc dares not show his face.  The Light of the World blazes forth from the manger, and all falls quiet in this wretched corner of the world.


We'll pick things up where we left off tomorrow.

Merry Christmas!

December 24th: Results

Weather: The weather remains cold and blustery.  The strange star now blazes in the East.

Sivor Khalid makes his first tribute to the Dread Lord, 3,000gp, which eases the troubled mind of the Dread Lord somewhat.

Random Encounters

None

Carnatium Raids

None

Kor Torrigan Raids

Sivor Khalid hits the dwarves hard, and even though the place is picked over, he drags away 1,500gp.  There is fight in the stunties yet, as Sivor leaves behind 30HD of dead orcs.

Goblintown Raids

None

Nirumbee Encounters

None

Map Moves

Klon Grushnag retakes his home-hex and spends the day picking up the place and removing "Sivor wuz here" graffiti from the walls.


A large treasure caravan returning from Carnatium consisting of a combined force of Rockbrain, Klon, and Grimdark move toward the magic portal, seeking a shortcut to the tower.  Reinforcements expected from Grimdark's home hex do not materialize - instead, they find a small force flying the flag of Hollyfelled on the far side of the portal, and a huge army to the north.  Flying banners of Porcus Orcus, Holleyfelled, Khaleb Ginez, Lorem Ipsum, Garek Bloodtide, and Kul the Dripping Blade, the huge force cuts them off from the safety of GrimdarkTown.  They hasten their steps, knowing they can reach the portal before the larger force to the north reaches them and their fabulous wealth...

Leaderboard

Klon Grushnag: 79 points

Grimdark Morbad: 61 points

Khaleb Ghines: 61 points

Porcus Orcus: 54 points

Kul of the Dripping Blades: 54 points

Hollyfelled: 54 points

Lorem Ipsum: 38 points

Garrek Bloodtide: 32 points

Kris Karnhell: 34 points

Sivor Khalid: 30 points

December 23: Results

Weather: The weather remains cold and blustery.  A strange star has appeared in the eastern sky

No one offers tribute to the Dread Lord.  He grows uneasy on his dark throne.

Random Encounters

None

Carnatium Raids

None

Kor Torrigan Raids

None

Goblintown Raids

None

Nirumbee Encounters

None

Map Moves


Klon Grushnag retakes his home-hex and spends the day picking up the place and removing "Sivor wuz here" graffitti from the walls.

Leaderboard

Klon Grushnag: 79 points

Grimdark Morbad: 61 points

Khaleb Ghines: 61 points

Porcus Orcus: 54 points

Kul of the Dripping Blades: 54 points

Hollyfelled: 54 points

Lorem Ipsum: 38 points

Garrek Bloodtide: 32 points

Kris Karnhell: 34 points

December 22: Results

Weather: The weather turns cold and blustery, scattered clouds bring light snows

Kul of the Dripping Blades delivers 2,300gp to the Dread Lord, raising him considerably in the sorceror's estimation.  

Khaleb Ghines delivers 350 elf ears to the boutny window in exchange for 3,500gp.  He pays 1,750gp of this to Hollyfelled for services rendered in the cause.  He cashes in 1,700gp for 17 points, then offers the Banking Goblins 30HD of goblin slaves and 50gp for two extra point for a total of 19 points scored today.

Hollyfelled cashes in his 1,750 gp for 17 points of his own. 

Three orcs now have a current score of 54 points.  Porcus Orcus takes the top spot because he got there first. When the last horn sounds, we'll use that as the tie-breaker.  If things are still tied, we'll use whichever chief ends the month with the most HD worth of orcs in his warband.  If things are still tied after that, we'll use the number of goblin slaves.  And if things are still tied after that we'll have two WarLords headed out to conquer in two different directions.

Random Encounters

None

Carnatium Raids

A huge alliance sweeps though the villages of Carnatium into the southwest region where they meet a large sortie of 110HD of knights.  These knights foolishly attack at night, leading to the worst of all possible outcomes for themselves.  They manage to roll a 2, which results in them inflicting 10HD of casualties on the orcs - randomly assigned to Klon's forces.

The big raid proceeds to smash through the hex, capturing significant amounts of gold and slaves.  Using Klon's advice as a raider, Rockbrain and Grimdark score one re-roll each.  The results for each force are:

  • Klon - 6,600gp and 200HD human slaves at a cost of 50HD orcs
  • Rockbrain - 500gp and 150HD human slaves, without suffering any losses
  • Grimdark - 2,900gp and 320HD human slaves, at a cost of 30HD of orcs

Kor Torrigan Raids

None

Goblintown Raids

None

Nirumbee Encounters

None

Map Moves




Leaderboard

Klon Grushnag: 79 points

Grimdark Morbad: 61 points

Khaleb Ghines: 61 points

Porcus Orcus: 54 points

Kul of the Dripping Blades: 54 points

Hollyfelled: 54 points

Lorem Ipsum: 38 points

Garrek Bloodtide: 32 points

Kris Karnhell: 34 points

Thursday, December 15, 2022

Weekly Update

There are ten days left in Decembork.

We're doing weekly orders.  

Do the math.

That means you'll have one more chance to snatch up a couple of last slaves and coins after this week.  With only three days available, it's not much, but it might be just enough to push you over the top.  Make sure you plan this week's moves to allow for that.

Take a close look at the scoring rules and you will find that you don't need to turn your points in to the Dread Tower at all.  You probably want to turn them in on the 30th, so that you can score a final bit of reinforcements the next day, of course.  But ultimately, when the Dire Horn sounds an end to the month's activities, everyone marches to the tower under the Dread Lord's Truce, and whatever you control is scored appropriately.  If you have 300HD worth of goblins out pillaging somewhere at the end of the day on the 31st, you'll still put another 15 points on the big board.  

We won't have a final count until the events of the 31st are resolved.

And then I'll make the Random Encounter tables public, so you can see what you missed out on thanks to unkind dice.

Wednesday, December 14, 2022

December 21st: Results

Weather: it's nice, dreadfully bright and sunny

Khaleb Ghines submits an offering of 1,800gp to the Dread Tower for 18 points, which raises him considerably in the Dread Lord's estimation.

Random Encounters

  1. Kul of the dripping blade is raided by feral goblins, who manage to cut loose 10HD worth of his goblin slaves before disappearing into the steppes.
  2. A human warparty launches a daytime raid on the camp of the Khaleb Ghines and Hollyfelled alliance.  With just 60HD of them, it should be suicide, but fortune favors the bold and a disastrous result of a 1 turns the suicide mission into a kamikaze raid.  The humans kill 30HD worth of the greenskin's goblin slaves (10HD from Khaleb and 20HD from Hollyfelled) before being cut down themselves.  Hollyfelled's weathermancer elects not to blot out the sun, preferring to weather the attack rather than risk being seen to retreat from such a paltry force by the denizens of the tower. This would also cost a dangerous delay, as they would be forced to retreat one hex further from Malturrim.

Carnatium Raids

A huge alliance sweeps though the villages northwest of Carnatium, and meets no resistance.  They do not stop to raid.

Kor Torrigan Raids

None

Goblintown Raids

None

Nirumbee Encounters

None

Map Moves


Leaderboard

Klon Grushnag: 79 points

Grimdark Morbad: 61 points

Porcus Orcus: 54 points

Khaleb Ghines: 42 points

Lorem Ipsum: 38 points

Hollyfelled: 35 points

Garrek Bloodtide: 32 points

Kris Karnhell: 34 points

Kul of the Dripping Blades: 31 points


Decembork Final Results

The great horn of Blattmore sounds at midnight on December 31st and the Dread Lord grins a terrifying smile.  His warchiefs have done him pr...